Friday, January 25, 2008

Text Message Loving

So, Detroit Mayor Kwame Kilpatrick and his Chief of Staff Christine Beatty were texting each other love notes.

This was found out after an investigantion over testimony that they gave on a police whistle blower investigation. So here is some of the conversation:

Mayor: I love you baby.
COF: Where are we?

Oh wait, that was Pamela and Tommy. Well, I'm assuming this was city phones and pagers. Who had pagers in 2003? So, why don't people understand? If you're gonna screw someone that works with you and you work for the city, state or county, don't use city, state, or county property. Duh!

So now people are asking for him to resign. I wondered what his wife is saying.

Wife: What are you doing with this cootie queen?
COF: Who are you calling a cootie queen? You lint licker.

Yes they were chewing on Orbit gum. Dirty mouth?

Maybe he should call Chuck Rosenthal and they should trade secrets.

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